BORED WITH YOUR BEAU?

WELCOME TO THE MAXFIELD DARK ROOM, WHERE OUR HOBBIES INCLUDE SHOWING A LITTLE LEG AND STARING OFF INTO THE ABYSS IN UTTER BOREDOM. THE EROTIC MAGNETISM OF THE THREE-PIECE ART INSTALLATION BY KENDALL GEERS IS CLEARLY ONLY HAVING AN EFFECT ON ONE OF US. WE’RE FLASHING A BIT OF THIGH WITH A TAN LEATHER SKIRT FROM OFF-WHITE AND PATENT LEATHER BOOTS FROM SAINT LAURENT. SINCE HIS TEXTURED HEART IS NO LONGER ENOUGH FOR OUR INDEPENDENT WOMAN, DAYDREAMS OF SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING PENETRATE THE ELECTRIC AIR.